J.K. Rowling didn't make Hagrid's tooth-threatening rock cakes sound particularly appealing. These were the treats Harry Potter and company politely skirted during afternoon tea with the Keeper of the ...

“Anyway – Harry,” said the giant, turning his back on the Dursleys, “a very happy birthday to yeh. Got summat fer yeh here – I mighta sat on it at some point, but it’ll taste all right.” From an ...